We get it. You eat food and have heard of Britain.
For untold numbers of years, bacon existed as a delicious breakfast meat and nothing more. Then, seemingly overnight, it became the only thing that mattered (and other overused Internet sayings). No longer was enjoying bacon in relative silence and anonymity acceptable. You had to wear your bacon fandom on your shirt, your hat, your doughnuts, and all sorts of other places where a fried piece of pork doesn’t really belong. Don’t get me wrong, nothing you motherfuckers do will ever make me stop enjoying the delicious taste of bacon, but we’re well past the point where anyone should be bragging about their bacon intake like it makes them some sort of special category of person. No, you’re either a vegetarian or you eat bacon, there isn’t a whole lot else to it.
|Redneck Boy:||hey there|
|Redneck Girl:||I have a cousin|
whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerateU N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S